Hoo let the dogs owt

I cot a berd thes morneng bot dadey woodint lett me kepe it.

Wow gies Ive had a bisy wekend.

I had a delishis brownn trete on Saterdy wile Momu wos napeng and Dadey wos pleyeng gaims and thin I gott sic. I downt no wy. I spitn mowst of the wekind in the hosspitle. They wor nise to me ther and I got tretes and lots of tomy robs bot I didint fele verry gud mowst of the tyme I felt sic. They pot toobs in my arem and shynd lites on me they sed it wos for pichshors bot I downt ondrstand wot pictshors.

Now Im howm and lokeng forwird to ketcheng up on lotts of slepe that i mist!

Hears a picshor my momu tukt of mee in the kar on the wey hear. Its not the saim kynd of picshor they tukt at the hospitl.

Moma hepd me ficks the pecshors so hear they ar plese be coshined Im naked in them! So downt luk if yoe cant handel it! ;0


Al sowpy geting clene! Thats dadeys hanz.


They tryd to git me to pows for pecshors bot I wos haveng non of et.


I kynd of hait it win thay scrontch up my fais lyk thet.


Smil yor on candid camra. Wot dos that mene?


Im all wete!


Hear I am lokeng gorjis.

Tel me wot you thenk!!!!

Lov gurty

hay gise i fowd a fony comick bot i dont rilly undrstend it cood sumwon eksplain wot is comix.





Sow ets a picsher of dogs! Wot is the dele wifth comix. I tuke a baf erlyer this weke and momu tok fotows ov me so I wil poest them latir.

Plese giv me comints becos I havint herd from yoe geys in a lang tym!

Lov gurty

Doncin has bin beeng bad latley and so Dadey ses Im the gud dogg ov the to. It has takin lang enof but now Im finley geting som recugnishin. He poped on the cumfirter yestirdey and thin wen Moma got made at him he pd on the shetes. Moma and dadey wer rily angrey and they hadd to stey op ontil rily layt dooeng the shetes in the washung mashene. Thin thay fownd owt the rimot cuntrowl wos in the shetes in the washeng mashine. I thenk Doncin putt the controwl in the shetes on purpis becos he was alredy beeng a jurk and he disidid to taik it all the wey.

Enyway todey has bin prity boreng fore me havint rily don alot I liek to slepe in the son lite bot I cant rily ackses it frum the flor witch is were I hav to stey doreng the day becos Im in the bedrum and I cant jomp hi enof to git on the bedd.

Las nite wile the shetes wur beeng warshd we wacht Charly and the Choklat Factry. Wel reely I didint wach it I wos jost sleping in the lethir cher. I yoosd won of Dadeys shurts as a pilow and they putt som cushins on me so I cood stey worm. It wos nys. It hass bin verey cowld owtsyd latly and I hav too wer all kynds of cloths to kepe frum frezeing my but of.

Did you gys no I yoosd to hav a kid. Hur nam is Maypl. Shee dosint liv wifth os bot Dadey showd me som picters and she is growing op verry wel it loks like. I wondr if Il evir hav anothr popy. Heers a picsher of me and Maipel.



Somtims I kynd of mis Maipl bot she wos verry lowd and I wood hav to retyr to my crait to git awey frum hur fore awile win she startid barkeng becos I jost cant taik that kynd of noys its verry stresfol to hav kids.

Lov gurty

Hie frends. Nott a lot hass bin gowing on latly. Dadeys bin sic and momuhs jost bin moeping arownd. So thay downt rily pley wifth me enymoar. I fownd som swetirs I wont and I showd Grig. He sas Im prity and hepd me fynd othr swetrs bot thiy loks liek wot my grendma wers. Leperd and stof.

Moma and dadey hav bin puteng thiss big papir towl on the flor in my rume and I trey not too p on et becos thiy downt lik it win I p on stof bot then win I jost p on the flor cus I cant howld et thiy jost git madd at me. Momu ses not made jost egsasprated. Wots egs got to do wifth it I rily downt ondrstend. Enywey doncin ses it dosint taist gud liek reglar papr towils so hoo nows wot thos cresy pepil thenk.

I haf bin creyeng a lott and genrily makeing a fos butt it dosnt seme to be dooeng eny gud they nevr giv me utenshin so I mite as wel jost giv op.

I fownd owt resintly that I'm part vlosrapter. Aperintly. Hers a picsher of a vloseraptir.



Wot dos that evin mene.

Lov gurty

hears a storey:

Wun dey a dog namd gurty was vary cowld so her dadey sed she cood wer cloths becos cloths kepe yoe worm so he gote som cloths and helpd her pute them on.



Somtims its hard to wer cloths so gurty hed to role ovr so her dadey cood put the short onn.



Butt thin she wos wering the shert and it mad her wormer then she wos befor and she liks beeng worm!!!!!



Hear she is in hur prity shurt lots of peepil stopt her on the strete to tel her she lookd prity but they didint giv her verry meny tomyrubs and thin she DYD frum not geting enof tomyrobs!!!!!!!!

Its a coshinery tail peepal so git on with the tomy robs or thes cod hapin to somwon youe now and lov. Lik mee. Giv me tomy rubs.

Ples.

Lov gurty.

Ded yoou liek my stoery???

Wel helow frends Doncin cept teleng me how meny frends he wos makeng from the intrnet so I disydid to mayk my oun jernil. Hear it is. We moovd resintly and its bin weerd. I gess were stil geting yusd to et althow Im not seeng a lot of moma and dadey latley. I thenk mayb they jost dont lov me as moch enymoar. Plus no won coms to see me I rilly nede tomyrubs pepil so com ovir and giv them up. Wel I think thats it foar now so by and dont forgit to giv me tomyrobs.

Lov gurty.

Aw craps I speld my naem rong in the livjornil titel mayb nowun wil notise do yue think its notisabul????